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“No hard feelings – we are happy to forgive Elon for his rather harsh remarks about our profession made in the G-force frenzy. We are very much looking forward to supporting him in the future and free him of the burden of being a human one-man PR show”, explains Laika CEO Michaela Krause.
“We know how hard it can be when media doesn’t understand what you and your company are doing – we therefore will focus strongly on providing journalists with accurate, verified information and will need to obtain a few corrections. Editing Elon’s tweets alone, will keep a five people strong team occupied 24/7. But we’ll carve out some time to come up with the right product communications strategy for a bunch of new products such as the space dragons with lasers update”, remarks brand consultant and Musk-fanboy Can Gezer.
“Cultivating better relationships with press can unfortunately not be avoided until my colony on Mars is finished, and I can finally leave for good”, adds Musk to explain his unusually spontaneous change of direction. “I therefore might as well go with an agency that can make shooting a dog into space look like a good story.”